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Release Date: May 25, 2012 (NY, LA; wide release: June 29) 
Studio: Focus Features 
Director: Wes Anderson 
Screenwriter: Wes Anderson, Roman Coppola 
Starring: Bruce Willis, Edward Norton, Bill Murray, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton, Jason Schwartzman, Jared Gilman, Kara Hayward 
Genre: Comedy, Romance 
MPAA Rating: PG-13 (for sexual content and smoking) 
Official Website: MoonriseKingdom.com 

Making a secret pact a year prior to actually venturing on a journey together, two twelve year olds, Suzy and Sam,  fall in love and run away together into the woods off of the coast of New England in the summer 1965.  As numerous authority figures, parents, and legal guardians hunt them down, an oncoming storm approaches the island community with both physical and subliminal implications.

the mid-60′s was an interesting time, and I’ve always wondered what it might have felt like sitting in a movie theater during my mom and dad’s childhood.  In Moorise Kingdom, not only do I get a sense of what my parents grew up with, I also see a sliver of the implications troubled children grew up with in the 60′s.

It’s a love story, an adventure, a comedy, and biblical allegory, all wonderfully combined into a poetic film with very little to dislike.  From start to finish, the visual display was in a yellowish tint with a faded aura, complete with high-riding boy scout shorts and mustard kerchiefs that made me wonder how the heck my dad didn’t play a party in the story!  The film’s list of items also included a wonderful array of things that any collector or pawn shop owner would drool over – a portable record player, glimmering vintage shoes, and hard back novels that I remember seeing on my parents bookshelf that were read to me as bed time stories.  This film is nostalgia at its best!

However, what stuck out to me the most was the poetic nature of the story.  This was a film highly driven by its script and period appropriateness, with careful attention being paid to the dialog and interactions that each character maintained and partook in.  The sense of reality and fiction were fuse together into a flawless set of twisted, yet thought provoking elements that won’t spoon feed you the implications and their meanings.  Rather, you’ll leave the theater with a smile on your face and conversations spewing from your mouth – focusing on what Moonrise Kingdom was about and why it was a joy to behold.

Artificial worlds is one of Director Wes Anderson’s best known trademarks, which also has been one of his many downfalls.  This reviewers own personal opinions set aside, the rest of the country has never favored his independent flavor of film making.  Anderson is truly a visionary in his field, but hasn’t always been met with positive feedback.

However, with Moonrise Kingdom, Anderson takes his style in new strides, creating a film  audiences can relate to while remaining bewildered by his twisted sense of humor and storytelling.  The world in which Anderson creates in Moonrise Kingdom is obviously based in reality, yet he seeps random acts of fiction into the story that seem, juxtaposed with everything else, hilariously odd and out of place; the by-the-book Scout Master Ward, (Edward Norton) leaping away from an exploding hut over a stream , Captain Sharp (Bruce Willis) making a plethora of silly comments while working his law enforcement role on an island severely lacking in criminal activity, And Suzy’s rather demented parents, played excellently by Bill Murray and Frances McDormand, all added to the overall scheme of the film.

Suzy (Kara Hayward) and Sam (Jared Gilman) are two young adults on the verge of discovering who they really are.  They decide to get married and run away to freedom.  And while they only knew each other very slightly, their quirkiness and profound intellectual approach (term used loosely) to anything they encountered proved the two had a connection that most married couples never develop in a life time.

This film leaks out a new level of poetry that we don’t see in modern films anymore.  Within its script is contained a simple story, with simple characters, in a simple world, and simple problems that everyone can encounter.  Yet amongst all the simplicity, we see a story as complex as any found in the backyard of Hollywood without the need of overspending an unnecessary amount on special effects.  The camera does all the work, and that’s clearly enough.

However, given the story and everything that was odd and out of place about it, one would think Moonrise Kingdom wouldn’t have worked.  But as Sam stated, “Poems don’t always have to rhyme, you know. They’re just supposed to be creative.”  Anderson lives up to this statement completely by providing a real story with dream like qualities about it, making it the most poetic and heart felt film of the year.

Release Date: June 28, 2011 (9pm in 3D and IMAX; 2D release: June 29)
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Director: Michael Bay
Screenwriter: Ehren Kruger
Starring: Shia LaBeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Kevin Dunn, Julie White, Frances McDormand, John Malkovich, Ken Jeong, Patrick Dempsey, Alan Tudyk, John Turturro, Leonard Nimoy
Genre: Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
MPAA Rating: PG-13 (for intense prolonged sequences of sci-fi action violence, mayhem and destruction, and for language, some sexuality and innuendo)
Official Website: Transformersmovie.com

As everyone predicted…..

To put it bluntly, I’m left with only one real opinion of the third Transformers film installment, and it comes to you in the form of a mathematical equation.  It goes like this…..

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To be honest, Rosie Hunting really wasn’t as bad as the reviews would have you to believe.  She holds her own despite the fact that she only serves as one skinny piece of eye candy.  The problem with Rosie’s acting didn’t lie in her lack of talent, but rather with the poorly written script.  And just like with Natalie Portman in Star Wars, if the script is bad, so follows the acting.

Everyone understands that Michael Bay is the evil offspring of action movies; explosions, explosions, and more explosions coupled with random sex and skin exposing scenes that have very little to do with the plot is his trademark film making technique.  In fact, much of the film doesn’t actually make sense and the unnecessary character additions cause for and even bigger cluster fuck than I’m sure Mr. Bay was going for.

So Was There Anything Good?

Of course the film’s CGI technology was of a quality that would have James Cameron shaking in his boots.  But, as I’m sure many of you who know me already know, I don’t actually enjoy the Transformers movie franchise for it’s writing qualities.  The animation has always grabbed me and this third installment presents a new level of CGI quality never mastered by anyone else in the field.  The battle scenes were much more clear and precise and allowed me to differentiate between Decepticon and Autobot a TON better, and made for a realistic integration into the world of non CGI actors. However, even with the quality of animation and special effects, I still found myself snoozing away, especially during the last half hour of the film.

The most interesting aspect of the third Transformers film came at the beginning.  Bay used cleverly shot clips of actors playing presidents Nixon and Kennedy intermixed with actual footage from the historic day America first set foot on the moon. Much like X-Men, Transformers 3 uses actual historic events as a supplement for the films plotline.  In addition to being a very well planned alternative history lesson, this introduction help to solidify one very important aspect in America’s history…Nixon got to be apart of the coolest shit!

Well It Sounds Like The Movie had A Lot Of Potential

Once the opening sequence closes out, the film takes a quick and rocky decline into the pits of terrible film making with a shot of Rosie Huntington’s oiled ass walking up the steps of a cheap apartment owned by Sam Witwicky, played by Shia Lebeouf.  It’s within this scene that we get a glimpse of what is to come for the next 2 hours and 45 minutes.

As always, casting choices (both in the voice and live action varieties) for the movie are literally flawless.  If only the character choices were as good.  There were a few brief moments while watching the movie when I wondered if I had sat down in a Tardis and traveled to the future to the day of the next Muppet’s movie release.  It certainly felt like Jim Henson did most of the character designs.  The only thing this movie was missing were a few Fraggles and Miss Piggy jumping in with a final judo chop to Megatron’s metallic balls.  They would have at least been an improvement on the annoyingly ridiculous miniature autobots that wheeled around muttering stupid one-liner after one-liner.

As the film meandered around the explosions and sexual innuendos, I realized that the plot itself could have been summed up in under one hour, much like the previous two films.  What kept the movie going were the multiple action scenes. The third film presents nothing new and, in many instances, much of the seemingly powerful bits of oratory delivered by Optimus Primes can be found (in some shape or form) in films one and two.

As stated above, the last half hour of the film left me in a state of slumber…or least I wanted to sleep.  The noise from the multiple explosions prevented that.  I became so bored that even the parts of the movie I would have made fun of with my wife I didn’t bother smirking at.  I’m one of those snobbish movie goers who enjoys sitting through the credits, and I didn’t even bother sticking around as I was begging for the ending to come and get the Hell out of that seat which had caused my ass to ache with pain.  (And it still hurts!)

OK, So The Movie Flat Out Sucked Then

This is not a Transformers movie I will be purchasing come the DVD release date.  Sure, its special effects were top notch and, overall, had some great acting.  John Malkovich is the man!  But no amount of CGI mastery and acting talent could have saved this Michael Bay flop.

2 out of 10 stars